Excerpt from my upcoming autobiography

" Excerpt from my upcoming autobiography " , by Gammadian Ji

This is an excerpt from my upcoming autobiography. For us, this trip, taken in 1973 was an unusual welcome to this ancient land.

We had just boarded the mini-bus to take us from the border to Herat.

In retrospect having not had any hashish in all of the time we’d been in Iran, we probably went overboard in Afghanistan.

Not yet having acquired the art of emptying out cigarettes and refilling them with a mixture of tobacco and hashish, we all broke lumps off the chunk of hashish, chewed and swallowed it.

We had been travelling from Tehran, with a seemingly mismatched couple of young guys. One of them asked me for a piece of hashish, I could see the look in the other’s eye too.

I asked them whether they had eaten hash before. One said no but he’d smoked it, the other said he’d never even smoked any.

I advised them, that, eating hashish was not like smoking it. The experience was very strong, that within an hour you would feel the strangest sensations and may feel half insane, paranoid even.

I said,”maybe, on this ship of fools” and I gestured around the bus, “in the middle of nowhere, it’s maybe not the best time to experiment.”

They argued their case fervently and with a shrug of capitulation I broke off a couple of pieces for them to eat. From the look on their faces, as they chewed, I don’t think they were enjoying the taste.

The mini-bus was crowded, everything was hard, sharp, rudimentary. A piece of plywood for a seat. Everything and everyone was covered with sand. The journey took discomfort to a new level.

There was an acrid smell of sweat, animal smells from the chickens and goats. Dark eyes bore into ours, as if to challenge, which was then broken by a laugh, as they turned away and spoke to another passenger.

A turban came through the window, followed by the head and body crawling over us. I gesticulated at him, barking that there was no room.

He was like a gymnast, fascinatingly, he soon had his foot through the window and then onto a chicken, that squeezed itself somewhere else, whilst squawking loudly in complaint.

With one foot on the floor and the help of gravity, our gymnast was soon part of the scrum, that was Herat bound.

We were getting very stoned and covered in dust. Constantly you needed to stretch to defend your space, hard bodies pressed back. I was rushing on the hashish, it was cutting through the high we’d got from sharing a joint.

I looked at my mates, they both smiled but I could see that the hashish was creating havoc in their brains too. Oh well. I tuned into my breath and attempted to take stock.

Twilight then night fell.

The engine was still belching. The smell of diesel mixed with the assortment of odours that assaulted our senses was overwhelming.

I removed an elbow that was digging in me and pushed away another body that was resting on me.

Darkness wrapped around us like a blanket. Outside the wind was getting up. It was chilly. The days heat had evaporated. We were inadequately dressed and our packs were on the roof.

After chugging endlessly through the dark, cold desert, we came to a stop. There were shouts and responses, none of which we understood.

We followed the crowd, as bodies unfurled and made for the door. We all got out, leaving the chickens and goats to themselves.

It was dark but above stars blinked in the moonless night. Thankfully my pack was still on top of the bus.

There were warm glows coming from curtain gaps in what seemed like a large mud house, that appeared out of the gloom.

We could hear loud, vibrant music. The light was flickering from a shadowy doorway, that everyone made towards.

The door opened into a darkened parlour lit by oil lamps. A live band of musicians played amazingly loud, vibrant music.

The conversation momentarily stopped as the occupants saw us. Dark eyes hidden by turbans looked us over, guns, knives and swords were everywhere. We looked back. The scene looked unreal to our drug filled eyes and potentially dangerous.

There wasn’t a woman in sight. Most of the men returned to eating, talking or puffing on their ubiquitous hookahs, while some continued to take our measure. They all looked like bandits to me.

The couple who had joined our party and taken the hashish with us followed us in and suddenly one of them let out an almighty scream, turned and ran.

Whether it was the hookahs, the smoke from the pipes full of tobacco and sometimes hashish, the darkness, the shadows, the music, or most likely the hashish, which he’d swallowed, he fled. Quite honestly, I could understand his fright.

The locals laughed and there was a rush as they got up and began chasing after him.

I wasn’t going anywhere, I seemed to have plenty to deal with, without the trials of the dark wilderness out there. My friends obviously concurred. We all remained inside and sat down.

The remaining diners continued to look us over. Nonchalantly I hailed the waiter. Our transaction was successful, though our vegetarian diet, would have to go on hold that night. The food was hot and warming.

Eventually, they returned with our intrepid travelling companion, who had run out. Everyone applauded and laughed.

He’d quietened down somewhat. His eyes were still wild, though he looked sheepish and embarrassed at the attention he was receiving.

Luckily, these men knew the desert, knew hashish and inebriated reactions to what was really a very pleasant caravanserai.

Minus the paranoia, these men were good company. Armed or not it didn’t seem they were going to shoot or rob us.

One Afghan who had caught my eye several times, came over and handed me a cigarette. It was obvious that he’d refilled it.

We greedily shared it between us. With a meal in our bellies, the music and ambience, the scene from hell, had turned to heaven. The glances, were no longer threatening, just curious.

I noticed the driver and the conductor finishing up and I signalled the waiter, who charged us a few Afghani’s for our meal. Afghanistan was so cheap at this time you couldn’t believe it.

We went outside, climbed on the roof of the mini-bus and grabbed our jackets from our packs.

We claimed our seats from a goat and a chicken that had presumed it was theirs. The conductor took our money for the trip. The bus filled, we were off into that wild night of dreams.

Trails to India 

" Trails to India " by Frank van den Berge

It’s May 1976
I arrive at the border between Iran and Afghanistan while I am on my way in an old Citroën 2CV4 traveling to India and Nepal. While entering the Iranian customs building to get me stamped out of Iran, it is staggering to see the many showcases with all kinds of brought-in articles from which people tried to smuggle drugs from Afghanistan into the country. Books, clothes, shoes, bags, spare tires and even car batteries are opened with force to show everybody that they will always find it. Rumours are going around that the Iranian custom officers are very well paid by the United States if they catch drug smugglers. They even will drill holes in cars when they suspect something hidden as has happened with some Swiss I would meet later on. Some travelers would even be taken into custody while Iranian customs carry some drugs hidden in their own hands while searching just to get the reward. These bad stories and facts make me rather uncertain although I am heading for Afghanistan and not driving in the opposite way. There will be nothing to worry about.
I pass the Iranian side very easily although they ask me why I am leaving already after a month even though I got a 3 months’ visa for free while entering from Turkey. When telling them about my great experiences in Iran they show me their happiness. “Please, come back another time because you will always be very welcome!” They have no idea that I will enter their great country again after eight months from Pakistan through the Baluchistan province.
After driving through “nowhere land” for some kilometer in between the two borders, I am stopped by an Afghani officer in full local dress. There is no one else to be seen. I have to get out of my car and have to follow him to his simple office. I fill out some papers, my passport and carnet are stamped and he asks me about my “yellow booklet” to show him my injections against yellow fever and small pox. I forgot to take it with me so I walk back to my car to get it. He decides to follow me. We both arrive at my “Ugly Ducky” and I have to open all 4 doors, the back and even the hood. He does not touch anything but he is unmistakably curious what I am carrying with me. While looking at my small 435 cc engine he asks me for permission to have it examined. Although he is not talking about hidden narcotics, I do not feel quite well when he starts knocking on different parts of the engine with a screwdriver for about five minutes. I wonder if he ever has seen such a funny car with such a small engine. He asks me to get the engine started. Then he turns a little screw on the carburettor of my car. I do not have the guts to say anything but when he is finished I ask him what he has done. He starts laughing. “Please, let us smoke one of your cigarettes and listen to me very well”. In quite good English this friendly officer explains me that I am very welcome to his beautiful and peaceful country but that it is actually quite mountainous and while driving a car so high above sea level, the mix of petrol and oxygen has to be corrected. “Our petrol is far from good quality but from now on you will drive very economically. Your engine will not ping, for sure”. We shake hands and suddenly I realize that he still has not seen my yellow booklet. I show it to him on the spot. “No sir. Not necessary anymore. It’s good that you could not show it to me at my office so we had to go back to your car. Otherwise I may have forgotten to correct your engine. Welcome to my lovely country Afghanistan and enjoy!” I am completely flabbergasted. In my mirror I see him waving me goodbye for a long time while I slowly disappear in the semi desert direction Herat.
Of course I do enjoy this great country for a month. The visa for Afghanistan I got for free in Teheran. I have in mind to visit Jam in the centre of the country where a famous minaret is to be seen. The bad road seems to be blocked because of landslides so I follow the “normal” route by visiting Herat, Kandahar and Kabul. In Bamyan I stay for a few days to admire the two big statues of Buddha hewn out the big cliff. The locals are very friendly and they show me how to bake bread in their subterranean ovens. I am invited to see how they grow vegetables and a kind of grain. I feel quite happy in this small hamlet although I hardly see women in the streets. If they walk around, they are fully covered by a black or white “burqa”. This dress concerns the Afghan variant of the chador with which the face is not completely covered. Here women look through a face veil as part of their burqa.
My quite exhausting trip from Bamyan to the lakes of Band-e-Amir is impressive. I nearly freeze to death at the six blue lakes where I spend a night in my car. The views are overwhelming. There is hardly any people living here but I notice a small police office and even some donkeys carrying wood.
In Kabul I apply for a three months’ multiple entry visa for India which I obtain easily for a small fee. Do not expect an Indian Embassy in Pakistan! Many travellers overland are not aware of this fact and they have to drive back from Islamabad into Afghanistan again after applying for a visa for Afghanistan first. Many travellers give up their trip to India because of their lack of wisdom.
In town I meet a Dutch couple who has been living here for a number of years and I decide to leave two spare tires at their place. I got these already used but still fine tires for free from some very good hearted people in Isfahan. The tires had been fixed at the front of my car for a long time therefore opening the hood is quite a nuisance. I promise them I would collect both tires again after coming back from my trip to India. Despite this promise I never met them in my life again because I took another route back home not passing Afghanistan. While travelling from India back into Pakistan I decide to visit Harappa and Mohenjo Daro, two very interesting old cities in the Indus Valley. Being in the south of Pakistan I decide not to go back to Afghanistan but I prefer to take the southern route from Pakistan into Iran. That means following the abandoned railroad through Baluchistan on a very bad track for days.

A Ripple passin

” A Ripple passin by.” by Adrian Lipscomb

Readers may be interested to read my account of my journey on the Hippie Trail in 1972 (as described in my autobiography entitled “A Ripple Passing By”) … THE HIPPIE TRAIL

It was March 1972, and I had just spent six months on Kibbutz Misgav am, in northern Israel (right on the border with Lebanon). But the lure of the open road became just too strong and I decided to move on — so I caught a flight from Lod Airport near Jerusalem (later renamed Ben Gurion Airport) bound for Istanbul. Two months later the Japanese Red Army terrorist group attacked the airport terminal with grenades and machine-guns, killing 26 and wounding 78.

Nevertheless I arrived safely at Istanbul airport after a short flight.

Several months earlier a young American back-packer named Billy Hayes had tried to depart from that same airport (I was to learn years later). The Turkish police searched him and discovered two kilos of hashish strapped to his body; the subsequent events served as the basis for the 1978 movie “Midnight Express”, produced by David Puttnam. Turkish gaols had a bad reputation even then, and poor old Billy suffered terribly before his escape.

In the 1970s Istanbul was a honey-pot for Western travellers in search of adventure or excitement. It was full of history and cultural ambiguity situated as it was midway between the occident and the orient. Like Billy, I stayed at the cheap Gungor Hotel – indeed the hotel was full of middle-class Western kids, all out to see the world and have a good time.

Nearby were the Blue Mosque and the Hagia Sophia, and next door was the Pudding Shop which, even then, had a reputation of mythic proportions for travellers embarking upon, or returning from, the “Hippie Trail”. It was constantly crowded with long-haired hippies sporting beards, beads and floral shirts, eating, drinking and smoking. One could hear a multitude of languages through the din: English, German, French, Danish, Italian. In one corner a black-market deal would be in progress, and in another two long-haired Americans would be engrossed in an animated game of chess. Puddings and tarts were the café’s speciality, but I was especially enamoured of a delicious drink they offered of puréed strawberries. It was smooth as silk.

A large notice board in the café bore messages from travellers seeking lifts or trying to track down lost friends: “LIFT WANTED TO AMSTERDAM – willing to pay. Leave message with Ahmed” or “CHUCK AND MARY – if you see this notice we are staying in the Gungor, Greg & Sue.” In the middle of the notice board was a large printed warning: “IF YOU ARE CAUGHT WITH ONE SMOKE OF HASH YOU GET 7 YEARS”. Billy Hayes should have been warned.

Black-marketeers lurked in the streets and alleyways around the Gungor, and surreptitiously approached young Western travellers with offers to exchange foreign currencies at far better rates than could be achieved in the banks, or to buy unused travellers’ cheques (which could then be claimed as stolen), or even to buy their passports (which would then be passed on to forgery rings). Many young travellers succumbed to these temptations, and more often than not they were ripped off. Fortunately I was a little more cautious. But temptation abounded.

I visited an old Turkish bath-house which Lord Byron had reputedly frequented – all marble columns and steamy antiquity. As I rubbed my finger down an ancient wall I could sense the muses resident in the ancient sweaty patina. A nuggetty little Turk in a loin-cloth scrubbed me down with a loofah and proceeded to break my back with one of the most excruciating massages I have ever had – he even walked very pointedly up and down my spine. I slept for an hour afterwards in my own little private chamber, and floated for the rest of the day. An American girl I met visited a female bath-house at the same time, and (she told me later) she had to object strenuously to prevent the women attendants from shaving off her pubic hair – which apparently was customary for Turkish women.

Next day I caught the train and started on my easterly journey.

My objective now was to head to Asia as fast as possible. Europe was far too expensive, and my funds were limited. On the railway platform, for the first time in my life, I was spat upon as an infidel – not a pleasant experience. I gritted my teeth and moved on.

Once aboard the train I linked up with a group of young travellers, two English and three French, who were also headed east. This group bore all the hallmarks of exactly what they were: 1970s hippies. Long matted hair tied back with bandanas, paisley shirts, flared jeans, sandals, beads, and carrying large H-frame packs. Two were very pretty French girls who spoke quite good English, and were most amused at my poor attempts at French. Their names were Christelle and Isabelle. The third Frenchman was a gaunt young fellow named Marcel; he wore thick spectacles, spoke very little (in either French or English), and was constantly immersed in a French paperback copy of Das Kapital. The two Englishmen, Neil and Patrick, were both from Liverpool and had been travelling in some pretty remote places in North Africa and Greece for over a year, but (curiously) had never actually been to London.

We all had similar objectives, and so we shared our collective intelligence of the route ahead (bear in mind, dear reader, that this was over a decade before travel guides such as Lonely Planet became available). The six of us spread ourselves out over two compartments in the train to share the facilities with the local travellers, much to the disgust of some large black-clad Turkish women who wanted to exclude these infidel hippies from their presence. They complained to the conductor who checked our tickets and politely declined to get involved. The women glared at us for several hours across the compartment until they disembarked at Ankara.

My hippie acquaintances were, however, good and cheerful company, and we were to travel all the way to Pakistan together.

The train took us to Ankara, and then across the Anatolian Plains, and on to Erzerum, the scene of great horrors during the Armenian Genocide in 1915. The countryside was flat and desolate, but with mountains constantly skirting the far northern horizon. One particular peak stood out, and a friendly Turk I met in the corridor of the train smiled and conveyed in broken English that it was Ararat, where Noah had supposedly landed his ark in biblical antiquity.

Erzerum was the largest town in eastern Turkey, and was refreshingly devoid of high-rise buildings and modernity. In winter it became a snowy tourist Mecca for many Turks, but in summer it was just a drab and dismal settlement. Most houses were built of stone or mud, although a few ugly concrete structures were starting to appear here and there. We scouted around and found that there was a cross-border coach leaving soon. We booked seats, crossed uneventfully into Iran that afternoon, and spent an uncomfortably cramped night travelling on to the capital.

We arrived at Teheran early in the morning, and soon learned that the connecting bus departed in a few hours for our next destination: Mashhad, in the north-east of the country. So my friends and I wandered off for a quick “recce” of the city while we waited.

Iran was, of course, far from an egalitarian society. The Shah was very keen on western technology, but on his own strictly autocratic terms. And that meant that the rich got richer and the poor got poorer. There was a semblance of deference to western values – people wore jeans and pants suits, and most women foresook the hijab; even mini-skirts could be seen occasionally on Teheran’s streets. But all was not as it seemed. America wanted Iran’s oil – so it was happy to applaud the superficialities of change and leave the Shah in charge so long as it continued to have access to the oilfields. Nevertheless a die-hard reactionism seethed beneath the surface. Six years later a revolution would depose the Shah and bring the Ayatolla Khomeini to power in Teheran with a grossly repressive Islamic theocratic constitution – and a burning hatred of America.

But in the early 1970s Iran was ostensibly taking tentative steps towards “modernisation”, and had adopted some very strict laws regarding such things as sex and drugs. So I was quite surprised to come across a couple of rough-looking guys in a city park openly smoking ganja. They smiled and beckoned me to join them – but I politely declined – I didn’t savour the prospect of a long sentence in an Iranian gaol.

My hippie friends and I travelled on by bus, and spent two days in Mashhad – best known for its magnificent Gosharshad Mosque, the focus of pilgrimages for hundreds of thousands of Shi-ites annually. The town was also famous for the intricate Persian carpets that were woven there. I visited one workshop where little boys as young as eight or nine delicately repaired antique carpets (and in the process ruined their eyes!).

Sixty kilometres west of Mashhad was Nishapur and the tomb of Omar Khayyám. My great grandfather, William Simpson, had visited there in 1884 and had souvenired a rose-hip from the tomb. He took it back to England, cultivated it, and planted it on the grave of Khayyám’s English translator, Edward Fitzgerald, in Boulge, Suffolk. The Omar Khayyám rose, a pale pink damask, spread from there and later became popular in Victorian gardens. It can still be obtained in nurseries specialising in old-fashioned roses – and I currently have one growing in my own garden, as I write this. These historical connections were exquisitely interesting.

A further day’s bus trip to the east, through rugged mountains, took us over the border into Afghanistan, and I spent a night on a stretcher-bed at a lonely little hotel beside the border post. It was a desolate spot with few other signs of human habitation. The friendly border guards grinned and offered some unexpected gifts in extended hands as the bus took off again – small farewell offerings of hashish! Yes, Afghanistan was a very different culture.

Then on to the ancient town of Herat, with its towering fifteenth-century mud-brick citadel and streets echoing to the clip-clop of horse-drawn tongas. We travellers rented a palatial villa to rest up for a couple of days, and the friendly Afghani owner proudly showed me his collection of American hard-core porn magazines that night. I marvelled politely at the athleticism depicted.

Four more hours by bus through a featureless landscape brought us to the drab town of Kandahar, in the south of Afghanistan, where obliging blacksmiths could copy any weapon you desired – AK47s, M16s or Lee Enfields. The Taliban was to find the metal-working skills of these artisans most useful thirty five years later as they engaged the US-led occupation in a weary war of attrition and sabotage.

And then to Kabul, high in the Hindu Kush – nestling in the gentle lap of snow-capped peaks and barren wastelands. As with all Afghani settlements, this was a drab place, where hashish was as common as tobacco, where hippies shot up on the roof tops and meditated in the corners of chai shops, and where the Russians competed with the Americans to see who could provide more foreign aid. The Americans had built the airport and the Russians the main roads, and both jockeyed for favour with King Zahir Shah.

The population of Kabul comprised mainly two ethnic groups known as Tajiks and Pashtuns. Men usually wore turbans or pakols (flat caps) on their heads, and sported flowing beards; women were sometimes clad in burqas or chadors, but a surprising number (given the Muslim traditions) wore no head coverings at all.

The centre of Kabul was a market-place teeming with stalls and shops overflowing onto the narrow footpaths. Its wide streets held few cars, but burqa-clad women and turbaned men (often carrying rifles) mingled with laden donkeys and camels. We were met at the bus terminal by a host of hawkers and touts, mostly young boys, one of whom obligingly led my group of travellers to a very basic adobe hotel named incongruously The Holiday Inn. Its flat roof was littered with spent needles from a decade of itinerant Western druggies, but its rooms were cheap and basic. Nearby was Chicken Street, the hippie centre of activity in Kabul, where a profusion of chai shops, cafes and handicrafts could be found. Western travellers from a multitude of countries frequented Chicken Street. They were heading in both directions on the Hippie Trail, east and west, and one could trade stories of the road ahead over tea and a joint in the numerous chai shops.

On the outskirts of the city was the zoo, which I visited with my English companions, Neil and Patrick. It housed an uninspiring little menagerie, the highlight of which was a moth-eaten lion stretching lazily in his pit. I fear zoos did not feature very highly in Afghan government budget priorities.